Ast tha ivver wondered wot t’ difference is betwix Grandmuthers an’ Grandfatthers? Well, ah’ll tell thee nah:
In a taan not far fra ‘ere, ther wer this lovin’ grandfatther oo allus med a reight special effort ter spend time wi ‘is son's family at t’ weekends. Ivvry Sat’day morning, ‘e wud take is 7-year-old granddaughter aat f’a drive in t’ car f’ sum quality together time.
One particular Sat’day ‘ow ivver, t’ owd bloke ‘ad a reight bad cold like an’ weren’t up ter tekin’ t little lass aat. ‘e knew ‘is granddaughter allus looked forwud ter theyer drives an’ wud be reight ‘eart sluffened if she cuddn’t go. So t’ owd man asked ‘is missus ter take ‘er in stead. Ter be honest, she wor reight glad o’ t’ opportunity so jumped at t’ chance – an’ off they went ‘and in ‘and.
Appen when they returned, t’ little lass anxiously ran up t’ stayers ter see ‘er grandfatther oo wer still recoverin’ in ‘is bed.
"Well, did tha enjoy tha sen on t’ ride aat wi tha grandma?" ‘e asked.
"Oh, yes, Grandpa, it wer lovely” she says. “We didn't see a single asshole, piece o’crap, ‘orse's ass, blind bastard, dipshit, or son o’ a bitch onoy wayer!"
In a taan not far fra ‘ere, ther wer this lovin’ grandfatther oo allus med a reight special effort ter spend time wi ‘is son's family at t’ weekends. Ivvry Sat’day morning, ‘e wud take is 7-year-old granddaughter aat f’a drive in t’ car f’ sum quality together time.
One particular Sat’day ‘ow ivver, t’ owd bloke ‘ad a reight bad cold like an’ weren’t up ter tekin’ t little lass aat. ‘e knew ‘is granddaughter allus looked forwud ter theyer drives an’ wud be reight ‘eart sluffened if she cuddn’t go. So t’ owd man asked ‘is missus ter take ‘er in stead. Ter be honest, she wor reight glad o’ t’ opportunity so jumped at t’ chance – an’ off they went ‘and in ‘and.
Appen when they returned, t’ little lass anxiously ran up t’ stayers ter see ‘er grandfatther oo wer still recoverin’ in ‘is bed.
"Well, did tha enjoy tha sen on t’ ride aat wi tha grandma?" ‘e asked.
"Oh, yes, Grandpa, it wer lovely” she says. “We didn't see a single asshole, piece o’crap, ‘orse's ass, blind bastard, dipshit, or son o’ a bitch onoy wayer!"
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